🍆 💦 ¿WHAT IS THE IDEAL MASTURBATION SCHEDULE? 🍆 💦

As you sit looking at your phone and ponder through post-nut clarity do you ever ask yourself: what is the ideal masturbation schedule? When we were teens, we did it too much and ruined dozens of socks in the process. Now as adults what is the happy middle ground? Let’s ponder this question before your…