If there is one thing we can all agree on this year, it’s that better sex is a definite must. Even if you spent the last year having the most amazing sexual experiences of your life – there’s always room for improvement. So let’s all find out how to have better sex this year because what’s the point of living if you aren’t cumming wonderfully?
PICK BETTER PARTNERS
Umm, no shit, right? When the only qualification you have for a partner is that they’re breathing…chances are you aren’t going to have the greatest sex. Yeah, one or two may surprise you but having UHmazing sex is all about knowing who your partner is. Or at least know more than the name they have on their profile.
GO OUTSIDE YOUR BOX
If you almost always go for the same type of partner, you’re closing the door on so many missed opportunities. Step outside your dating/fucking comfort zone and cast a wider net. You may discover some things about yourself that you didn’t know before. Perhaps your “type” wasn’t so much your type, but what was easiest. Challenge your sexual appetite this year.
FORGET THE ‘U UP?” TEXT
Don’t let those fuckboys get the best of you anymore. Their dicks may be golden but what they’re doing to you is full-on counterfeit. It’s not healthy to be toyed around with, especially sexually. There’s no way you should let someone who treats you solely as a booty call run your hormones like that. So the next time a guy sends you one of those, hit delete, block, and move on with your bad self.
Toys in the bedroom are nothing to be scared of. A buttplug here, a vibrator there (yes, men can vibrate just as much as a woman – it’s called equality people!). So don’t be all prim and proper when it comes to that arena because you never know what toy box find will elevate your orgasms to new levels if you don’t go ahead and try a few out!
GET WILD WITH LOCATIONS
While we all love to be in our own beds, it can get a little stale when it comes to sex. So this year, go out and get fucked somewhere new. Even a hotel room can spice things up because it offers you the chance to take on not only a whole new locale but also persona. Yup, we’re talking about the world of role-playing.
Speaking of roleplaying…if you’ve found that being yourself hasn’t been getting the trick done then be someone else! From a naughty professor to a boss who needs to have their files checked ASAP, let those imaginations run as wild as your dick wants.
For some, sex is more fun when it’s a party of one and we get that. Who knows your body better than you? Well, that’s almost always the case. What masturbation does is allow us to get to know now only where on our body gets the most results but exactly how and what. Yup, explore your porn choices and then when you’re ready, share them with your partner. Watching porn together, yes, please!
We just talked about this, but we really can’t stress how important it is to watch porn every once in a while. Yeah, we know it gives us these outrageous sexual expectations but come on…we aren’t prudes around here. We love watching a good orgy and fuck sesh as much as the next. That’s why we want you to watch, learn a move or two, and then take what you’ve learned and implement it into your everyday life…well when you’re fucking. Don’t think your coworker wants to fuck just because they called a meeting with you in their office. That could end up an HR nightmare!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN