“Str8 guy with blue balls here looking for another str8, masculine guy to jack off side by side. Str8 porn only!” We’ve all seen many such invitations written by supposedly straight men searching for quasi-homosexual adventures. When heterosexual chicks make out with one another at a party, it’s generally perceived as pushing the boundaries of the enigmatic and complicated female sexuality. But when two heterosexual men pair off, it’s a different story. Are these people for real, we wonder, or are they just frauds lying both to the others and themselves that they are straight as arrows, but are, in fact, in denial about their true sexuality? SMSM (Straight Men Sleeping with Men) is a phenomenon worth exploring. And that is what we intend to do now.
IT’S JUST SEX
Our favorite Irish comedian Graham Norton once said that, in his experience, the difference between a gay and a straight man is four and half pints of beer. For men in general, having sex is more about sexual pleasure and less about sexual attraction. When they are horny as hell, they are eager to find sex ASAP, regardless of the place or the person’s gender. Straight men who opt for the gloryhole, for example, do it not because they are looking for sex with another male in particular. They are not interested in who’s on the other side. They are only interested in cumming.
Any guy will tell you that in the case of a blue-balls emergency, it’s not very easy to find a girl who’ll agree to give you a BJ on the spot. But men can empathize. Call it solidarity if you like…
MANUFACTURING REASONS TO ASSFUCK
Men constantly look for reasons to play with assholes. One of the most popular explanations of why men fuck other men is that when no women are available, like in prisons, for example, it inevitably happens because men have their needs. But for exactly the same reason, it could happen in the military, too. The truth is that there are various closed masculine societies where it “could” happen, like biker gangs, frat houses, etc. The logic behind such group behavior is simple: A man has to do what a man has to do for reason X, and there is NO way out of this.
THE BROMANCE STIPULATION
A 100% straight man never doubts his sexuality. Hence, it’s not a big deal if he lets another dude jerk him off, right? The way he sees it, even though the content of “the happening” might be totally gay, everything else screams heterosexuality: the clothing, the language, the cars… It may sound funny to any gay man, but the truth is that some straight guys DO believe that making out with another dude only adds to their heterosexuality!
THE HOMOPHOBIA WITHIN
When guys who identify themselves as straight post sex ads like the one we mentioned above, it’s a sign that there’s actually a lot of homophobia going on. Many so-called “straight guys” looking for homosexual encounters are filled with bigotry or self-loathing. Because to these “studs”, sex is about satisfying the needs of their monstrous fucked-up ego, and nothing more.
SEX WITH MEN IS LESS COMPLICATED
Another excuse for straight men to turn to sex with other men is that there are almost zero responsibilities and obligations involved, at least the way they see it as compared to fucking a woman. They prefer women, of course, but women can be so complicated and unnerving that in many cases it’s not worth going through all the drama just to get your cock sucked. And besides, it’s general knowledge that men suck better than most chicks!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN